I Blog Like A Girl

Apr 18

quote In my next life I want to live my life backwards. You start out dead and get that out of the way. Then you wake up in an old people’s home feeling better every day. You get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect your pension, and then when you start work, you get a gold watch and a party on your first day. You work for 40 years until you’re young enough to enjoy your retirement. You party, drink alcohol, and are generally promiscuous, then you are ready for high school. You then go to primary school, you become a kid, you play. You have no responsibilities, you become a baby until you are born. And then you spend your last 9 months floating in luxurious spa-like conditions with central heating and room service on tap, larger quarters every day and then Voila! You finish off as an orgasm!

Woody Allen (via dailymarie)

I saw this and got super confused because i thought it was a George Carlin joke and then I saw this:

http://www.deepspirits.com/eyeopeners/living-life-backwards.php

and i was like “Oh man! I’m one of ‘not many’ people who noticed!” But yeah, I’m totally still confused.

  1. mannydrivesa reblogged this from williebhines
  2. paulbriganti reblogged this from williebhines
  3. poupak reblogged this from williebhines and added:
    (Schmukler Twins ALWAYS ends the shows with an orgasm… follow us: twitter.com/SchmuklerTwins)
  4. dunford reblogged this from williebhines
  5. williebhines reblogged this from natashalevinger
  6. natashalevinger reblogged this from hairlovesteph
  7. sparklesandglitterponies reblogged this from hairlovesteph
  8. hairlovesteph reblogged this from dailymarie
  9. dailymarie posted this